Flocabulary – Something That Doesn't Exist lyrics

Think of something that just doesn't exist and say, "Why not?" Why not?
Think of something that just doesn't exist and say, "Why not?" Why not?

All the things that you use on the daily
Didn't always exist; man it's crazy.
Like someone once invented a shoe,
Invented a cup, invented some glue.
One day some dude taking a stroll with a scroll,
Thought, "Having one long page gets in the way,
I'm like a ship that's lost, can't navigate,
Can't find my favorite passage on the page."
So he thought for a minute, took a long look,
Then that dude invented a book!
And you can do it too; your mind's free,
Just think, "What do kids require and need?"
When you make that thing, you'll find fame,
And if it becomes big then you'll get paid.
Like I was drinking a soda; it was kind of bland,
The taste wasn't strong, then I hatched a plan.
I mixed some juice with some fruits and some candy too,
I call it Fruit Candy Juice (Registered Trademark); you'll be buying it
Soon.
My inventions aren't normal, they're not pedestrian,
I want to make something to help pedestrians,
The people who walk on sidewalks; well, I'll make
A sidewalk that moves like an escalator.
So you can sip your Fruit Candy Juice
While the sidewalk moves--tell me that's not cool!

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A rapper raps, an inventor invents,
Air conditioners make the heat less intense,
Less strong; that's perfect since the rhymes I've got
Could leave the whole studio feeling sweaty and hot.
But lucky for me, that invention was made
Many years before my hot songs were played.
But if I quit rap or if I retire,
I'd invent a machine to change ice to fire.
And not only would it be able to change and convert,
It would also do the opposite and revert.
Yeah, that's right, it would be so nice,
My machine would turn fire back into ice.
"Yeah, machines like that are sparse,
There aren't many around, I mean, near or far."
But what I do wish I could have right now
Is a new alternate way to get around.
A different way than a train or car,
Like a backpack-jet that would take me far.
Or maybe a jacket that comes with wings,
I think that would be such an awesome thing.

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