He's gotta stay in shape
Eating del taco and sleeping in
Playing video games
He's smoking two packs a day
He’s got dubstep in his veins
I smoke weed if my baby lets me
Or I won’t get laid
Or I won’t get laid
And Max can’t surf
Max can’t surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows, he’s got no balance
Swimming with the dolphins
Jamming with the turtle
Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man
Trying to do the best that I can, dude
Gotta check the forecast
Throw away my skateboard
Stop wearing tight jeans
And put on some board shorts
And Max can’t surf
Max can’t surf
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s got no balance
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
Smoking two packs a day
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he’s a ginger
He's gotta stay in shape He's gotta stay in shape Eating del taco and sleeping in Playing video games He's smoking two packs a day He’s got dubstep in his veins I smoke weed if my baby lets me Or I won’t get laid Or I won’t get laid And Max can’t surf Max can’t surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows, he’s got no balance Swimming with the dolphins Jamming with the turtle Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man Trying to do the best that I can, dude Gotta check the forecast Throw away my skateboard Stop wearing tight jeans And put on some board shorts And Max can’t surf Max can’t surf He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows he’s got no balance Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day Smoking two packs a day He gets real stoned and tries to make it work But God knows he’s a ginger Explain Request ×
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