Eric Howl – Vampire Blues lyrics

Vampires are suckin' all of my energy.
Strike the campfire inside your torso. Let it breathe.
Fuck you dam liars. I'm a spiritual entity.
I'm inspired, enlighten my enemies like Buddha.
Better hide the shoefly pie, I'm too high
Rot your madula oblangata if I'm not in your hookah
Seduce ya, with the medusa. Snake!
Rock ya, you hotta? You halucinatin'
Strike the nag champra, the mob's swampin' like
Frogs hop in the bog, while I'm stompin with' god my gongs chomp ya!
I'm a monster! My entrepreneurship is
To crush your porsche with a tonka.
Dip you in bronze, I'm twisted like Croissants are.
Lazy. There's no synonyms for the sin in them.
Paisley, bamboo's bandanna's I'm printin'
Tai Chi, while you sippin, Hi C, I'm simmerin'
Chai tea, clove, cardamom, ginger and cinnamon

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move
Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I
Do that! When I rap, who dat?
Gimme dap, Bamboo's back, you know you like the way I
Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move
Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I
Do that! When I rap, who dat?
Gimme dap, Bamboo's back
I was gettin' higher
I was gettin' higher
I was gettin' higher
'Til I seen a Vampire!

Back it up, when I rack it up, smack it up, pack it up to go.
I be snatchin' the social fabric and act out a puppet show
When I rock a show each skyscraper block is a domino.
So do you possess less power than Barack Obama? No.
So Karate chop and block a blow, pocket a block a blow?
Hell no. Hop in my rocketship cockpit lock the Do'
No! Icarus wings
Shit! All the kids sing
Your spaceship was made in Taiwan.
I fly around and stop all the bombs.
Wait, my spaceship was made in taiwan?
So Who am I? Um
I am the terror in the mist
I am the one-eyed fist
I am the smerk on the rapist
I am the liar in the void
I am the beast that bangs!
*Growl* Fangs!
Vampires laugh "Tell 'em what's true.
You're one us. Geez, how could you? "

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move
Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I
Do that! When I rap, who dat?
Gimme dap, Bamboo's back, you know you like the way I
Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack move
Back I ain't gotta prove jack girls like the way I
Do that! When I rap, who dat?

I am a vampire
Let me see your hands higher
Only way to transpire
Is if you catch me
I am a vampire
Need to see your hands higher
I cannot transpire
Unless you believe in me
Catch me, catch me if you can
I would love to be your friend
But if not, I'm out the door
And I will start another war
Come, shine your light on me
And you will see there's
Nothing to be afraid of
Forgive me for what I lack
And there will be no wings on my back
That's they way you

Do that! I ain't playin' your crew's wack
Move back I ain't gotta prove jack
I was gettin' higher
I was gettin' higher
I was gettin' higher
'Til I seen a Vampire!