El-p – Stepfather Factory lyrics

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Oh yeah, oh, you, son of a b s*****(It
gets so fu n'***crabby in this booth man), (It's
like 90 degrees in here) (Smells
like cigarettes in a toilet) (I'm

gonna build) a Stepfather Factory The
latest in technology Stepfather
Factory Jobs
for the community A
Stepfather Factory The
age of familial industry A
Stepfather Factory Building
tomorrow's fathers today A
Stepfather Factory The
latest in technology Stepfather
Factory Jobs
for the community A
Stepfather Factory The
age of familial industry Building
tomorrow's fathers today Spilling

the leftovers of [creational clique] We
grew with the concept now we're ready to go public Today's
a big day for the company A
big step for the little-steppers who slept for years uncomfortably Little
man little, lady cute, little baby Reach
your hand out to the future of automated robotics On
display here for the first time in under a year here At
the World's fair - but is it really Ladies?
and Gentlemen I propose that the market Is
sinking under the weight of useless contraptions Added
to the shopping carts of all hard-working families Electric
doodads and wizard hats [exist] to keep the munchkins entertained But
get replaced by newer versions such as breakdown systematically Mothers
- how many times have you debated sub-euthanasia tablets for breakfast snacks When
restlessness attacks seemingly at random With?
an emptiness inside that's hard to identify maybe, Pursuing
obvious like pill-popping [the cossanova edict] Chances
are you've been abandoned Well
I'm no scientist that's, not what I went to school for And
I'm not a doctor so, I don't know much about medicine But
I'm willing to bet that you yes, you little What's
your name sweetheart (dada)? yeah whatever, Get
a funny feeling in your tummy when your mommy cries Something
between woozy and confusion And
you spend your thoughts on how the sadnessin your mommy Can
be rooted out burned, scorched, turned, out forgotten, Different
concepts than the candy and little baby dolls or Whatever
it is that normal kids get to think about Well
I can honestly say that this invention is Let,
me start by saying we've grafted only the finest stuff Inserted
the most high tech state, of the art with, brain charted for authentic Truly
human emotion and trained to be domestic Made
from the most easily available materials and uh, loosely, inspected Guaranteed
to revolutionize Perfectly
realistic and even somewhat institutionally respected Robotic
relative (That's

why I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory The
latest in technology A
Stepfather Factory Jobs
for the community A
Stepfather Factory The
age of familial industry A
Stepfather Factory Building
tomorrow's fathers today A
Stepfather Factory The
latest in technology A
Stepfather Factory Jobs
for the community Stepfather
Factory The
age of familial industry I'm
not only the president I'm, a client So

you purchased a paternal unit class, A type 1 A
new addition to your living room space watch, it go Have
your warranty for at least 90 days so, have fun If
in that time frame there's a problem please, let us know Before
you start there's a few details that you must learn Technical
specs about your unit to make things run smooth In
an effort to find an energy source our company's learned The
cheapest way to keep his battery running is with booze Plug
it in give, it a name man, of the house help, sustain Wear
the pants you, can relax [water, the pad] nucular, fam [ordered a nucleus] Brings
us to the safety chapter Section
87 in your handbook subsection 16 entitled Troubleshooting
Fuel
sources are at a slight risk of mixing With
the crispy plutonium center Of
your automated new spouse and then driven Possibly
leading to the unpredicted stimulation of it's artificial emotion circuits And
in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition Has
led to simulated feelings of resentment and worthlessness Manifested
in the highly unlikely but still possible act Of
physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy surfaces Remember

no, cash returns Only
credits towards future purchases "Why

are you hurting me I?
love you ". "Why

are you hurting me I?
love you ". "Why

are you hurting me I?
love you ".