Digital Underground – Jerkit Circus lyrics

Well ain't but two kind
Them that do and them that do
Yo
But I give my most attention to my donkey
They got tigers lions and monkeys
Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it
Even hold it when it's time to get funky
Always tired after two rounds of action
But you got to bust three like Paxon
So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus
Work it like you knock a bag that's satisfaction
So let's talk about this
And that
It might hurt my sack (sack)
I'm a freaky deak player but I'm scared that it might be wack (wack)
And if it ain't cool then I'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat)
'cause I don't know where it's been at
Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat
But yo I hit it anyway (unngh)
'cause a diesel butt female wanted to play
And three days later got an itch
And now I really wanna kill that (HO!)
Who did it
I shouldn't have been with it
I really shouldn't have hit it (did it)
But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it)
But it didn't have to be done
I did it (hit it)
Next time I'm gonna run run run to the
Jerkit Circus
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
Jerkit Circus
Jerkit Circus
Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the
Jerkit Circus baby
Hey yo it's time to milk the cow
Mary goes Mary goes round and round
Mary goes up and Mary goes down
She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
Mary goes up and Mary goes down
POP went the ball sack
Mary goes Mary goes round and round
But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat
DEAD went the ball sack
How did you get strong when she looked at you
(And that's how she hooked at you)
Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped
And that's how the microwave cooked you
Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have
You ROCKED and SHOCKED it
With a hat
STOPPED and BLOCKED it
So let's work
I stay strapped 'cause I'm smarter than that
And let's go to the circus
Let's work this
Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan
He's got a date with his left hand
At the
Jerkit Circus
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
Jerkit Circus
Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
Jerkit Circus
Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the
No more sticking time that we choke that chicken
Mary goes up and Mary goes down
Jerkit Circus
She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat
Mary goes Mary goes round and round
POP went the ball sack
Called your girl
Tried to get your rocks off
Made you wait
Your hard rock got soft (aakh!)
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
I don't know I wish I knew a better way
'cause back in the day
You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot
You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot
But hey it's not such a bad idea considering
Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in
The mood
AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION
The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her
Word to the dick what else it's got is no affection
And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her
So now I'm going out like a strangler
Get a grip and choke your fadangler
To the girls that use sex to try to work us:
Took my destiny into my own hand
And joined the
Jerkit Circus
Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom
Jerkit Circus
Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the
Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the
Jerkit Circus
No more sticking time that we choke that chicken Jerkit Circus