Dean Martin – Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In) lyrics

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in

Nat you look like a man with a story I sure have
I told my wife we oughta save money
That's the way it's gotta be Oh gotta gotta be that way
She cancelled all the charge accounts gave all the gold to me
Well I can't see what you did wrong
Why was your woman so upset
Well I put the money on a horse and he hasn't showed up yet

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in

Well Dean what's your problem Here it is
I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat You did
Told her it was genuine mink Rich man
I took her out to show it off
Then we stopped in for a drink Oh cocktails
We I know your wife was really thrilled
How come you two had a spat
It's easy to see it started to rain the coat got wet
And mink just don't smell like that Timber

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in

Let's hear it Nat You know what you know what though
What
There's just one way to handle a woman
Dean we just got to treat 'em rough Got to slap 'em
That's right We got to show 'em who wears the pants
Cut out that sisssy sissy stuff
Now it ain't no use to take abuse
Whenever they are cranky or cross
Let's put the women in their place and we'll show them who's the boss

Open up the doghouse
Two cats are coming in