Just me and the dog holding the phone
I gave my pal a piece of cheese
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go
Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2
Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far
Or or or or or or or to the door
There was shit and piss all over the place
My dog Wallace had gone to pieces
There was a revolting oder in the air
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes
One day when I was home alone Just me and the dog holding the phone I gave my pal a piece of cheese It was limberger the cheese that pleezes Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go Oo oo oo oo oo oo oo Number 2 Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far Or or or or or or or to the door There was shit and piss all over the place My dog Wallace had gone to pieces There was a revolting oder in the air It was limberger the cheese that pleezes Explain Request ×
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