In my Rusty Chevrolet
Down the road I go
Sliding all the way
I need new piston rings
I need some new snow tires
My car is held together
By a piece of chicken wire
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke
The door just blew away
I light a match to see the dash
And then I start to pray
The frame is bent, the muffler went
The radio, it's okay
Oh what fun it is to drive
This Rusty Chevrolet
I went to the iga
To get some Christmas cheer
I just passed up my left front tire
And it's getting hard to steer
Speeding down the highway
Right past a county cop
I have to drag my swampers
Just to get the car to stop
[Chorus:]
Bouncing through the snowdrifts
In a big blue cloud of smoke
People laugh as I drive by
And I wonder what's the joke
Got to get to Wal-Mart
To pick up the lay-away
'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon
In his big old rusty sleigh
[Chorus:]
Dashing through the snow In my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece of chicken wire Chorus Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray The frame is bent, the muffler went The radio, it's okay Oh what fun it is to drive This Rusty Chevrolet I went to the iga To get some Christmas cheer I just passed up my left front tire And it's getting hard to steer Speeding down the highway Right past a county cop I have to drag my swampers Just to get the car to stop [Chorus:] Bouncing through the snowdrifts In a big blue cloud of smoke People laugh as I drive by And I wonder what's the joke Got to get to Wal-Mart To pick up the lay-away 'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon In his big old rusty sleigh [Chorus:] Explain Request ×
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