Black velvet cake
Sweet heart can bargain
Half price mistakes
She will go down with her ship
Like a good captain
You're sitting on the dock
Playing for an audience of one
Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors
Get a call from an old friend
She never liked them before
He will drive all over three lanes
You sit tight, shotgun
Windshield wipers waving for
An audience of one
You came out from the country
Wearing momma's clothes
You were born in the city
Daddy's dominos
You need a record you can move to
Well we got one
Drop the needle
We are playing for an audience of one
Drop the needle
We are playing for an audience of one
One gets all of you two jealous
Three gets even less
Four divides you up then you're left
Pleasing all your guests
Reach out you point a finger
And touch the globe
Spin around and where it stops
You've got to pack your bags and go
Land in the Mohave Desert
Sing for the sun
Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one
Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one
One is the only way
Playing for an audience of one
Sunday nights that you wanna Black velvet cake Sweet heart can bargain Half price mistakes She will go down with her ship Like a good captain You're sitting on the dock Playing for an audience of one Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors Get a call from an old friend She never liked them before He will drive all over three lanes You sit tight, shotgun Windshield wipers waving for An audience of one You came out from the country Wearing momma's clothes You were born in the city Daddy's dominos You need a record you can move to Well we got one Drop the needle We are playing for an audience of one Drop the needle We are playing for an audience of one One gets all of you two jealous Three gets even less Four divides you up then you're left Pleasing all your guests Reach out you point a finger And touch the globe Spin around and where it stops You've got to pack your bags and go Land in the Mohave Desert Sing for the sun Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one One is the only way Playing for an audience of one Explain Request ×
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