Chris Webby – Off The Chain lyrics

Yeah, okay.
I got high and wrote this song in like
45 minutes.
Ha, what's good?
Check it, ay.

I'ma go ahead and do my thang.
You just gotta let me off the chain.
Yeah,
I'm off the chain.
Off the chain.
You just got to go and let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.

I'm like a rap star
Minus the money and the record deal
Bitch I'm whippin' in a piece of crap car.
But I don't give a fuck
'Cause I spit it mad hard.
You could inspect my lyrics,
Never find a bad bar.

I'm in my backyard,
Rollin' kronic.
Rap rollick,
Artists like Jack Pollock.
Drop shit so sick
I need an antibiotic.
I'm an otter
And I'll crack you like the shell of a mollusk.

Oh my God, it's Webby,
With a machete
Ready to go after
Both Jason and Freddy.
I am deadly like a black mamba
Sippin' Odwalla
Mixed with vodka
Runnin' shit like the Godfather.

So call me Corleone,
I'm rollin' with 40 homies.
And you could hold the camera,
Come watch your shorty bow me.
My first is in five minutes
Like off of the brains
Or as anybody bitch
I'll say I'm off of the chain, ay.

I'ma go ahead and do my thang.
You just gotta let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.
Off the chain.
You just got to go and let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.

I'm the next big thing
Incase you couldn't tell.
Give me one mother fucker
Who'd say I wouldn't sell.
I'm good and well
Hearin' me underground
Unsighned tight
Dude, I don't fuck around.

And see I'm buzzin' now
All over internets.
Webby's on the web
You're behind if you haven't clicked it yet.
I'm shootin' free throws
All you people miss the net.
I'm off the chain bitch,
Like an evicted pet.
Get it?
'Cause if a pet got evicted
It, uh, wouldn't have a leash on...
Man, forget it.

I'm twisted.
Roll it up, hit it.
I'm so fucking dope
They should put me on exhibit.
'Cause you know I rip it
Every day spittin' more and more
Magic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor.

Dumbledore's steppin' in,
Feelin' like the principle.
Don't need a body guard,
Webby's invincible.
My life is inimitable
But I'ma push 'em to the back
Like I hired 'em as actors.
I'll put 'em in a cast
With the punches that be flyin' at speeds above fast.
So retrace your foot prints,
Bitch step back.
What?

I'ma go ahead and do my thang.
You just gotta let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.
Off the chain.
You just got to go and let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.
Off the chain.
You just got to go and let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.

You just got to let me off the chain.

I walk in,
They call me the kid like Billy.
Crushin' Keystones all night
Get silly.
Let's throw down at beer pong,
'Cause bitch I'm illy.
Hit six cups,
Then I re-rack 'em like Willy.

I am a Gremlin,
And I rhyme,
Never ending.
Stay gettin' high,
Got no time for descendin'.
People give me praises any time I get mentioned
Even though my skin's whiter than the belly of a penguin.

I need an intervention
Before I go brain dead,
With a pencil is the only time I aim lead.
But me and your girl gon' wake up in the same bed.
Wiping her mouth,
Claiming she never even gave head.

I'll murder K-Fed,
And hit Britney up.
Oh, you got two kids?
I don't give a fuck.
She said hit me one more time,
So I hit it up.
Lohan, I got a Trojan,
Come here you little s***.

So messed up lookin' for a pair of
Double D's, please,
Step to me, I fucking dare ya.
Oh God, I'm seein' double,
No Tia and Tamera.
'Cause I hit 'em like bam,
I don't need a Margera.

I'ma go ahead and do my thang.
You just gotta let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.
Off the chain.
You just got to go and let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.
Off the chain.
You just got to go and let me off the chain.
I'm off the chain.

You just got to let me off the chain. [x2]