Chris Webby – I'm So Broke lyrics

Damn, man.
I'm broke as fuck.
Yo Akon,
Why don't you throw me a couple bucks
Or some shit, man?
Fuck, ay.

I get it in till the sun rise,
But all I got's a dollar twenty five
And I don't even gotta ask why.
'Cause I I I'm so broke.
And I know that it sucks ass,
'Cause I ain't got enough cash.
Shit I ain't even got one mother fucking dollar
At all,
'Cause I'm so broke.

Shit,
I'm broker than the dropped antique [?],
Haven't had a fucking dollar
In a God damn week.
And not having a buck,
It straight up sucks.
How you gonna pay for weed
When you can't afford the dutch?

How you gonna buy a sandwich
When you can't afford the bun
'Cause your bank card keeps saying
Insufficient funds?
Fuck, you think my 98 Altima's fast?
Hell no, but how would I know?
I can't afford the gas.

And cigarettes went up
Another dollar last week.
If I don't quit now,
I'll be living in the street.
I know it sounds funny,
But this shit's no joke
So put your bottles in the air
If you're straight up broke.

I get it in till the sun rise,
But all I got's a dollar twenty five
And I don't even gotta ask why.
'Cause I I I'm so broke.
And I know that it sucks ass,
'Cause I ain't got enough cash.
Shit I ain't even got one mother fucking dollar
At all,
'Cause I'm so broke.

Anytime I do have a little money,
I'm spending it.
That's why I'm spending Spring break
In Connecticut.
For me, beaters and sweat pants
Is dressed to kill.
Either new clothes,
Or pay off the electric bill.

But still I rap extra ill,
So yo, don't hate.
Unless you're my girl,
Bitching how we never go on dates.
Thank God I'm good in bed
And a lovable dude,
'Cause I ain't taking you nowhere,
I can't buy myself food.

Unless the dollar menu
Gon' be cool with you.
If that's the case,
I could treat you to a burger or two.
And then we'll go back to the crib, babe,
You know I get it poppin'.
But you are on the pill, right?
I couldn't afford condoms.
(Yeah, my bad.)

I get it in till the sun rise,
But all I got's a dollar twenty five
And I don't even gotta ask why.
'Cause I I I'm so broke.
And I know that it sucks ass,
'Cause I ain't got enough cash.
Shit I ain't even got one mother fucking dollar
At all,
'Cause I'm so broke.

Psh, yeah I'm broke.
But fuck it.
Yah know?
I'ma keep grindin'.
I'ma change that.
You already know.