Bootsy Collins – 1st One 2 The Egg Wins (The Human Race) lyrics

Now on your mark
Get set
We're off

Oh, the st one the egg wins baby
(Oh no, i'm gonna win! I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!)
1st one the egg, 1st one the egg
(Get outta my way pent head)
(Get outta my way!)
Once ejaculation
Has occured
The sperm enters the uterus
In the curve
I'll be dang if you pent heads
Can out swim me
Cos' life is my reguard
So let it be
No penetrated by the sperm
The egg comes resistent to others
So you know i had to get the first
To give my sister a brother
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
Life's too short
For eternal abuse
And if thinkin' is illegal
Then you got an excuse
There are winners here among us
There are some of us just lunchin'
If you keep doin' whatcha doin'
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losin'
Only out of millions sperm cells
Connect to make a baby
Surroundin' the sperm the egg
Fused to make a single cell
The sperm has now fertilized the egg
Ugh, it's time for the countdown bubba

Oh, i'm right on time bubba
1st one to the egg
(I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win)
(Yeah, I'm a genius)
1st one to the egg
(Get outta my way pent-head)
Ah conception
Also called fertilization
Is the union of the ovum and the sperm
To produce conceptus baby
Once ejaculation
Has occured
The sperm enters the uterus
Via the curve
Lookin' like tadpoles
With tiny tails
They must swim their fastest
Or be left in hell, baby
Once penetrated by the sperm
The egg becomes resistant to others
You know i just had to get the first
To give my sister a brother
Yeah!
1st one to the egg
(Hey, what's happening sperm head
(Ah, I'm a genius of work babe)
(Yeah that's right, i'm a bad sucker)
1st one to the egg
(I ain't got no weapon, boy)
(What's my name, sucker)
(Fuzz Ball)
(Get outta my way pent head!)
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
We're in this race
Brother to win
Oh, I've been around once
And I'm comin' again bubba
There are winners here among us
There are some of us just lunchin'
If you keep doin' whatcha doin'
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losin'
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
(Get, get, get over there)
(What do boy, what do)
(I just gotta get it baby)
Oh, the 1st one to the egg wins baby
Get outta my way pent head
Get outta my way pent head!