Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badassmother G. I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class
Yeah, now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Goodbye
Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die
Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Goodbye
You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry
Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Goodbye
September '75 I was 47 inches high Mom said by Christmas I would have A badassmother G. I. Joe For your little minds to blow I still got beat up after class Yeah, now I'm big and important One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V. Look who's tellin' who what to do Kiss my ass Goodbye Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am I'm your nightmare little man Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry Jane, remember second grade? Said you couldn't stand my face Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V. Look who's tellin' who what to do Kiss my ass Goodbye You'll be sorry one day Yes you will, yes you will You shouldn't push me around 'cause I will, yes I will You will be sorry when I'm big Yes you will, yes you will You will be sorry Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V. Look who's tellin' who what to do Kiss my ass Kiss my ass Goodbye Explain Request ×
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