Beans On Toast – Harry In A Helicopter lyrics

Harry's in a helicopter
Way above the dessert
Shooting at the grounb below
With an automatic weapon and
He's so high that he's not sure
What he's even shooting at
But sergant major told him
That it's probably Afghanistan

And Harry's so brave
He's so courageous
He's been braging all about it
In today's newspapers
It didn't feel like murder
When he sent them to their grave
It was just like he as playing
A computer game

Well people say my songs are simple
And that they lack depth and meaning
I get criticised for singing about
Exactly what I'm thinking
Well here's a message that I haven't hidden in a song
War is bad
And killing is wrong

Well harry's at a Birthday party
Dressed up as a Nazi
Harry's getting blown by a stripper
In a jacuzzi
And Harry didn't inherit
Anything from his father side
Oh poor prince charles will get missed out
On dear old mother days

But Harry's photogenic
He's media concious
He pretends to understand
What's in need of the public
And way up in the palace
His royal highness
Is playing it from the bottom
That he doesnt have the fogyest

Well people say my song are political
And slightly controversial
I don't do it on purpose
I just say what i want to
I just wish that eveyone was equal and free
And i can't see the point of the monarchy

Harry's got a plan though
He's got some big ambition
He was always a bit pissed off about
Being the younger sibling
And Harry always knew that he was born to be the king
But in order to do that He'll have to kill his brother William

Well Harry is a murderer
He's done this shit before
Well they taught him how to do it
Before they sent him off to war
He'll fly over the hospital while Kate is giving birth
Bring down the helicopter
And blow the fucking lot