Every single one playing angry birds
I downloaded it one day when I was bored of reading my own twitter feed
Bored of staring at stranger's photos and other people's facebook
But the angry birds didn't cure the boredom it just made it worse
Now I'm addicted to the fucking game, like it's some kind of curse
Well birds is a metaphor for women
Like it or not
And if you like your women angry
Then I think you may have lost the plot
I like my women peaceful, generous and kind
But lately my iPhone's been fucking with my mind
Lately I've been ignoring her
Been tapping on my phone when I should have been there
And tapping on the phone means no conversation
Ignoring everybody else around you
But the catapult needs one more flick
And there's a new high score that's got to be beat
Well birds is a metaphor for women
Like it or not
And if you like your women angry
Then I think you may have lost the plot
I like my women peaceful, generous and kind
But lately my iPhone's been fucking with my mind
Well maybe there's a conspiracy
Behind Steve Job's legacy
Brain washing us with our mobile phones
Until the boredom steals our soul
When we've all got fragile minds
We'll see the angry birds where the sun don't shine
Well birds is a metaphor for women
Like it or not
And if you like your women angry
I think you may have lost the plot
I like my women peaceful,generous and kind
But lately my iPhone's been fucking with my mind
Train full of people staring at their phones Every single one playing angry birds I downloaded it one day when I was bored of reading my own twitter feed Bored of staring at stranger's photos and other people's facebook But the angry birds didn't cure the boredom it just made it worse Now I'm addicted to the fucking game, like it's some kind of curse Well birds is a metaphor for women Like it or not And if you like your women angry Then I think you may have lost the plot I like my women peaceful, generous and kind But lately my iPhone's been fucking with my mind Lately I've been ignoring her Been tapping on my phone when I should have been there And tapping on the phone means no conversation Ignoring everybody else around you But the catapult needs one more flick And there's a new high score that's got to be beat Well birds is a metaphor for women Like it or not And if you like your women angry Then I think you may have lost the plot I like my women peaceful, generous and kind But lately my iPhone's been fucking with my mind Well maybe there's a conspiracy Behind Steve Job's legacy Brain washing us with our mobile phones Until the boredom steals our soul When we've all got fragile minds We'll see the angry birds where the sun don't shine Well birds is a metaphor for women Like it or not And if you like your women angry I think you may have lost the plot I like my women peaceful,generous and kind But lately my iPhone's been fucking with my mind Explain Request ×
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