Fuckers name was Scott
He used to listen to Cinderella
And pack his beagel aisle
Well that's jersey
He spent two months up in county
He said damn I don't deserve this lord
Look what's become of me
Please forgive me father
For I shot mom yesterday
I caught her with uncle Edward
I always thought he was gay
Well that's family
I'll spend my life up in county
Well I've been sitting here for hours
Damn I really have got to pee
I was eating at Jenny's kitchen
With Bud Gaugh, Todd and Jay
I got pulled away from my omelot
By policemen with pepper spray
Well that's Long Beach
All my friends are up in county
Did you see homeboy with that hooker
He's too ugly for one that's free
Well I'll see you in the funny pages
I knew this guy in jersey Fuckers name was Scott He used to listen to Cinderella And pack his beagel aisle Well that's jersey He spent two months up in county He said damn I don't deserve this lord Look what's become of me Please forgive me father For I shot mom yesterday I caught her with uncle Edward I always thought he was gay Well that's family I'll spend my life up in county Well I've been sitting here for hours Damn I really have got to pee I was eating at Jenny's kitchen With Bud Gaugh, Todd and Jay I got pulled away from my omelot By policemen with pepper spray Well that's Long Beach All my friends are up in county Did you see homeboy with that hooker He's too ugly for one that's free Well I'll see you in the funny pages Explain Request ×
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