Afroman – Smoke A Blunt lyrics

Smoke a blunt
I love to smoke a blunt man
Hey man you know, my white homies ask me
Do you like uh, bongs or blunts?
I tell 'em blunts, cause I get pulled over all the time
I can't be throwin' bongs out the window, you know what I mean

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Then let it go

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Then let it go

I love smoking weed all by myself
Don't have to pass it to no one else
I hit my blunt
Anytime I want
Got so much weed I don't have to hunt

I don't get hyper
I don't get crunk
I do get high
I do get drunk

Once I'm high and I'm high no doubt
I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out
Once my high is gone with the wind
I grab my lighter then I flick then I again

Briefly take a chronic break
Weed headache
Big mistake
I'm high so I put my blunt down
Turn up my music and dance all around

I can't hear the phone
I can't hear the door
I never leave home 'less
Its time to school

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go

I remember when I started smokin weed
Pickin' out the stems and the seeds
I didn't have enough to buy me a beer
My homeboy told me to hit this here(?)

I grabbed the blunt
I took a hit
I thought to myself
"i like this shit"
It's better than beer
So annalyze this
I don't have to go take a piss

I don't know how to roll
But the people I roll with
Know how to roll blunts like a pole

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go
Hahah

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hahahah
Hold a smoke, uh
Now let it goo
Hahahah uhh haha uhh

Drivin' cross country though minnesota
State fuckin' trooper straight pulled me over
He said I was drivin' fast as hell
He took a deep breath and asked "what's that smell?"
I knew I was busted, at this point
So I handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint

He looked at it once,
He looked at it twice,
He told me, "you roll your joints real nice"

Afroman don't give a fuck
Light that blunt and get stupid stuff
Smokin' to me is so much fun
People bitch cause I don't get nothin' done

If you are a little kid
Please don't do the things I did
Anti-drug message? Let me see..
Don't smoke weed
Give it to me!

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go

Smoke a blunt
Nice and slow
Hold the smoke
Now let it go