Ay check this out man
It was this blind man, right?
Man check this
It was this blind man, right?
He was feelin'
His way down the street
With this stick, right?
Ay, he walked past
This fish market
You know what I'm sayin'?
He stopped, he took
A deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies
You like that shit man?
Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man
I tell you what
My man on the guitar
Ay, fool on the drums
Everybody just crowd
'Round the mic
I tell you all these
Motherfuckin' jokes I got man
So first I'm gonna
Start it off like this
Help me sing it home boy, come on
Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after
Dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My cds just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just sundown
In a small white town
They call it eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
Through the white land
Houses went up for sale
Well I was standin' on
The corner sellin' rap cd's
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader
Of the Ku Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long
I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick
Till the shit turned white
I thought to myself
Sheeba sheeba got my
As* lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes
And I was on my way
Until her daddy
Pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped
Out the back window
But her daddy, he was
Waitin' with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker
Whooped my as* all night
But I ain't mad
At her prejudice dad
That's the best
Damn pussy I ever had
Got a bad of weed
And a bottle o' wine
I'm a fuck that bitch
Just one more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
Flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin' on datin' rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe Caville
If my tapes and
My cds just don't sell
I bet my Cavy will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but
Damn she looked good
I took her to my house
'Cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick
That was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love
With an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy
Like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed
At the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in
The heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties, too
So I hopped in
Her as* like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her as*
And she said I E
Lips was breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open
With Hawaiin punch
Met Colonel Sanders wife
In the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken
If you just fuck me
I came in her mouth
It was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend
Of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still takes
From here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were
Filled with hennessy
That country music
Really drove me crazy
But I rode that as*
And said "Yes, Miss Daisy"
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait till
I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl
Down in South Carolina
Fucked her till she
Turned into a white albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit
So I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth
Now I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful s*** ho
She just ran 'cross
The border of Mexico
Fine young thang
Said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up
Just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married
But I can't afford it
I know I'm a cry
When she get deported
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the park
After dark smoke
That tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong
It still take
Ffrom here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went
Ova' a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy
Just ain't no good?
(Say what)
I mean you gettin' upset
'Cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in
The wrong neighbourhood
So you try to play it off
And eat the pussy
But it take her
So long to c**
Then a dude walk in
That's her big boyfriend
And he asks you
Where you from
(Where you from homey?)
So you wipe your mouth
And you try to explain
(I don't bang)
You start talkin' real fast
(I don't bang)
But he already mad
'Cause you fuckin' his wife
So he start beatin' on yo' as*
Now ya clothes all muddy
Ya nose all bloody
Your dick was hard
But now it's soft (what)
You thought you had
To girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go jack off
Said Colt 45 and
Two Zig Zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to
The park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
(Fades)
Wait a minute man Ay check this out man It was this blind man, right? Man check this It was this blind man, right? He was feelin' His way down the street With this stick, right? Ay, he walked past This fish market You know what I'm sayin'? He stopped, he took A deep breath, he said Woo, good morning ladies You like that shit man? Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man I tell you what My man on the guitar Ay, fool on the drums Everybody just crowd 'Round the mic I tell you all these Motherfuckin' jokes I got man So first I'm gonna Start it off like this Help me sing it home boy, come on Said colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park after Dark smoke that tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and My cds just don't sell I bet my Cavy will Well it was just sundown In a small white town They call it eastside Palm Dell When the Afro Man walked Through the white land Houses went up for sale Well I was standin' on The corner sellin' rap cd's When I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my Caddy 'Cause I didn't know Her daddy was the leader Of the Ku Klux Klan We fucked on the bed Fucked on the flo' Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro Then I fucked to the left Fucked to the right She sucked my dick Till the shit turned white I thought to myself Sheeba sheeba got my As* lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes And I was on my way Until her daddy Pulled up in a Chevrolet So I ran, I jumped Out the back window But her daddy, he was Waitin' with a two-by-fo' Oh, he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherfucker Whooped my as* all night But I ain't mad At her prejudice dad That's the best Damn pussy I ever had Got a bad of weed And a bottle o' wine I'm a fuck that bitch Just one more time Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell Flyin' through Palm Dell Skatin' on datin' rims So roll, roll the 83 Cadallac Coupe Caville If my tapes and My cds just don't sell I bet my Cavy will I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair but Damn she looked good I took her to my house 'Cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick That was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan Never made love With an African I fucked her once I fucked her twice I ate that pussy Like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed At the stories I tell ya I met a woman in The heart of Australia Had a big butt and big titties, too So I hopped in Her as* like a kangaroo See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her as* And she said I E Lips was breakfast Pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open With Hawaiin punch Met Colonel Sanders wife In the state of Kentucky She said I'll fry some chicken If you just fuck me I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend Of herbs and spices Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed And as the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still takes From here to Hong Kong I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were Filled with hennessy That country music Really drove me crazy But I rode that as* And said "Yes, Miss Daisy" Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl Down in South Carolina Fucked her till she Turned into a white albina Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit So I owe her Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth Now I thought I told ya Met this beautiful s*** ho She just ran 'cross The border of Mexico Fine young thang Said her name's Maria I wrapped her up Just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married But I can't afford it I know I'm a cry When she get deported Colt 45 and two zig-zags Baby that's all we need We can go to the park After dark smoke That tumbleweed As the marijuana burn We can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong Like Cheech and Chong It still take Ffrom here to Hong Kong Have you ever went Ova' a girl's house to fuck But the pussy Just ain't no good? (Say what) I mean you gettin' upset 'Cause you can't get her wet Plus you in The wrong neighbourhood So you try to play it off And eat the pussy But it take her So long to c** Then a dude walk in That's her big boyfriend And he asks you Where you from (Where you from homey?) So you wipe your mouth And you try to explain (I don't bang) You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang) But he already mad 'Cause you fuckin' his wife So he start beatin' on yo' as* Now ya clothes all muddy Ya nose all bloody Your dick was hard But now it's soft (what) You thought you had To girl to rock your world Now you still gotta go jack off Said Colt 45 and Two Zig Zags Baby that's all we need We can go to The park after dark Smoke that tumbleweed (Fades) Explain Request ×
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