Adam Sandler – Cool Guy 5 lyrics

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-

Girl #5: Hey, honey.

Sean: S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?

Girl #5: I'm just doing my thing.

Sean: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.

Girl #5: Well, how much you got, big man?

Sean: Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.

Girl #5: What's that?

Sean: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... My... Slub-a-dub.

Girl #5: Ooh, I can do that.

Sean: You can?

Girl #5: Mm-hmm.

Sean: You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

Girl #5: Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

Sean: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

Girl #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest.

-{police car pulls up-

Sean: You got to be fucking with mind here.

Girl #5: No, I'm not.

Cop: Good job denise. We'll take him from here.

-{Cop hand cuffs Sean-

Sean: what?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? Fuck that shit.

Girl #5: Hey honey, when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.

Sean: wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?!

-{cop throws sean in back of police car-

Cop: Just get in the back, asshole.

Girl #5:-{from outside- You sick fuck.

Sean: Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!!

Peeper: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-

Sean: what?!

Peeper: Please, piss me.

Sean: no!!!

Peeper: Just a tinkle.

Sean: fuck that, keep him away from me.

Peeper: Urine.

Sean: Keep this man away from me.