Guapdad 4000 – SNITCHY FROM THE 9 IS A BITCH lyrics

[Intro]
It's a check

[Verse]
Anorexic Lil Pump, you a ho, bitch nigga
I called Mike Zombie, he don’t know this nigga
I called RetcH up, he said, "I don't know this nigga"
I'm tryna figure out who the fuck know this nigga
What the fuck is a 9 anyway? Where is that?
I put "Bitch" in my GPS to see where he was at
You can’t rap about bein' real after you snitch
Your pops hand out napkins to niggas after they piss
You look like you in the middle of a mall at a kiosk
Harassin' and fill out service to win a Fiat
Tuesdays you sell shoe spray in front of Claire's
Sayin' shit like, "I can get them stains out of there"
You look like an abortion who got brought back through
Resuscitated, got AIDS. and it grew into you
I'm the Valentino Viper, nigga, Big Finnam
My bucks up, here's nine reasons to shut the fuck up
One, two and three, you snitchin', ugly, you phony
Reasons four, five and six, you awkward niggas is posers
Reasons seven, eight, nine, you just look like a ho
And playin’ with a marketin’ budget make you feel like you on
Every cubic in that necklace will fail the diamond test
It's like it missed the whole semester, couldn’t copy no notes
On PnB Rock's dick, stop copyin' flows
Go to Office Depot and get some facts for you, bro
Actually I leveled up from a factor to a factory
Where I make niggas like you who just actin' like me
Just go home, stop
If I slap you, you’d prolly be like, "C'mon, Guap"
Rough draft Lil Skies, SoundCloud DoodleBob, "Mi Hoy Minoy" ass nigga
Gettin' flamed by this Black and Filipino ass nigga
Don't say "nigga" in none of your songs, don't spell a letter
Hope your mama die, maybe you could raise yourself better
Give a fuck about them plays you got
Bought them plays at the same place you bought that watch, nigga, in China
I'm the Buscemi bust-down, booger, that's your reminder
Put respect on me, fam, when you talkin' to the 'Gram
Bitch, I'm Big Finnam


[Chorus]
Yeah, weird ass nigga, you talkin' to me, talkin' Big Finnam
Got me out my character, nigga, I'm Big Finnam
Yeah, stupid ass nigga, I'm Big Finnam
Shoulda slapped you at the Cole Bennett show, nigga, I'm Big Finnam
Then I shoulda slapped your ass at the barbershop when I seen you, now I'm Big Finnam

[Outro]
Gettin' big, givin' niggas the "I'm not gon' slap you today" pass
That's why these niggas think they can do whatever they want
I'm back to keepin' it player, I'm back to watchin' this anime though
I'm finna finish Black Clover
I hope your son hella good at sports, nigga, he grow up to be, nigga, All-American and then get hit by a car and can't walk no more, nigga
Nigga, ain't no respect, I hope everybody you love die
Dior Deposits on the way, lil' bitch