The Cool Kids – Chicago Zoo lyrics

[Intro]
Yo yo this is Mickey Rocks
This is Chuck Inglish
Shout out to the basement
Shout out to Smash Brothers
You are listening to cool ass ninjas
(Mikey Rocks)

[Verse 1: Mikey]
Welcome to Chi Town Zoo
Animal Planet probably channel 102
Imma show you how to survive and what not to do
Cause you ain't watchin the animals they watchin you
Gorillas and Baboons posted on the block
With hats cocked waitin for something to jump off
And the rats keep rattan and the lions keep lying
The bears bear arms they'll shoot you dog *ROOF*
And the cougars got rugers
Swans with bombs; beehives full of knives
So what Im sayin is, run for your lives
Steve Irwin got hurt
When a gang of birds murked him
You follow me, please come and raise your hand
Cause this is urgent, no longer the days of man
Everyone person is in danger from the horses in the manger
They want war with us, all of us
And the bats wanna hang us
Upside down from our legs
Watch that blood rush to your head
This is what they said in a meeting with the leader
The tall and skinny cheetah was kind of a good speaker
Corruption of the animals even spread into the government
Cause the president's a snake
No, really though, the president's a snake
And his mistress is a chicken with some feathers and a beak
I was signalin' but the picture looked familiar to me
Cause what chicken don't cluck for dollars?
Humans and animals got that in common
I ran down the stairs, made a left at the blocks
Made it to the front door without getting spotted
Ran through the front lawn, but then I had to stop quick
When I seen a fox posted up on the blocks with boxes
Selling watches for small profit

[Verse 2: Mikey]
Down the street I saw a monkey in a suit and
As soon as I walked up to him
I asked him, why he do what he do, then
He said, "I'm a monkey, that's true
The monkey see, monkey do
Monkey saw you doing some things and now he do them too
I wanna be like you
But that's unusual, you call me the animal
Now you the animal, so I guess you mimic me
Now I got business to attend to
Pardon me, and a good day I bid you"
Then he tilted the brim of his cap
Adjusted his briefcase and walked to his whip
I had to get a grip, was crabs up on the strip
I ain't talkin bout the crips, imagine little bit
Horses ridin' people, brandishin' the whips
Strip club full of poodles, pit bulls thrownin' tips
Skinny cat outside the liquor store (where he was at?)
He was tryna get a hit
It was too strong, they tried to make him quit
Now he's hooked on that crack, also known as cat nip
Somebody please wake me up from this nightmare
Something ain't right here, I gotta escape
I gotta find a way, please get me outta here safe
Before I become a victim of a piranha or snake
Yo we gotta be careful, take heed to our actions
Watch out for pigs when they flashin' they sirens
Whenever we get violent, we ain't far from them
Animals, and we call them beasts
Cause your homie is your dog, a phoney is a snake
A cop is a pig and your lady is a chick
So that put us in positions with doctors that do little
I guess I'm the animal screamin' at you niggas, huh?