Woke up, had a boner
Dragged a comb across my boner
I said it’s high time for us to experience high tide
No thanks I don’t drink and oh god are you drunk
What you’ve done this vibrato isn’t helping things much
No one should trust my statement of faith
Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my face
[Chorus:]
Be honest
But not that honest
Be honest
But not that honest
[Verse 2:]
I think I know where the bathrooms are here
I’ve been going to this restaurant for about 17 years
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan
But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can
For a minute there
I thought you were twice as tall as me
[Chorus:]
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest
Be honest
Not that honest
We'll be honest
Not that honest
[Bridge:]
You said, “why don’t you just grab the brush from da Vinci
And tell him how he could be doing it better”
I said, “You’re supposed to call him Leonardo!”
[Outro:]
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
(I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was)
[Verse 1:] Woke up, had a boner Dragged a comb across my boner I said it’s high time for us to experience high tide No thanks I don’t drink and oh god are you drunk What you’ve done this vibrato isn’t helping things much No one should trust my statement of faith Cause I didn’t make eye contact and I kept touching my face [Chorus:] Be honest But not that honest Be honest But not that honest [Verse 2:] I think I know where the bathrooms are here I’ve been going to this restaurant for about 17 years For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me You’re no Spencer and I’m no Dan But we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me [Chorus:] Not that honest We'll be honest Not that honest Be honest Not that honest We'll be honest Not that honest [Bridge:] You said, “why don’t you just grab the brush from da Vinci And tell him how he could be doing it better” I said, “You’re supposed to call him Leonardo!” [Outro:] I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead (I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was, I wish I was) Explain Request ×
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