Buffering The Vampire Slayer – The Freshman lyrics

Not supposed to be like this
You know, I used to be a real big fish
Never thought that I would miss
Being in high school

Nothing really feels the same
Wasn't ready for this change
But no one else is even fazed
Feel so uncool

All my friends are blending in
Wish I was adapting
But my socializing hours are just
Chock full of undead men
Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman

Soon as I made one nice friend
Campus vamps, they fed on him
Seems a slayer just can't win
For losing

Can't believe they cornered me
Escaped them very narrowly
Did anybody see-ee-ee where my moves went?

Frat guys giving Jell-O shots
To incoming women
Yes I see the patriarchy's
Alive and kickin'
Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman

And did I mention
Giles has a girlfriend
Or something?
Or something

And did I mention
Giles has a girlfriend?
It's fuckin' weird

I went to the Bronze 'round ten
Hey, Xander's back in town again
Spent his summer stripping for some ladies
He told me I was strong, he said
I have the strength and power to send
Sunday to her knees to beg
For some mercy

Dropped a bunch of psych books
On a teacher's assistant
Everyone's into Monet or else they've gone Klimt-ing
Wish it didn't have to suck to feel like a freshman