Buffering The Vampire Slayer – I, Robot... You, Jane lyrics

[Verse 1]
There comes a time in a librarian’s life
When he has to look his adversary in the eye
And say “Hello Ms. Calendar, scan what you must
But I don’t have to like it”

[Verse 2]
There comes a time in a Willow’s life
When she meets a mysterious boy online
But something doesn’t add up, so fetch my disguise
What’s this that I’m detecting?

[Chorus]
There’s a demon there’s a demon on the internet
There’s a demon there’s a demon on the internet
He’s ones and zeroes just like you’d expect
There’s a demon there’s a demon on the internet
There’s a demon there’s a demon on the internet

[Verse 3]
There comes a time when the boy Willow met
Is actually that demon from the internet
Fuckin’ Fritz is the worst, and he tried to elec-
Trocute me in the showers

[Verse 4]
There comes a time when a librarian learns
That “technopagan” is the actual term
And Malcolm is Moloch, and Moloch got fried
And oh hey by the by
If that’s not where it dangles
Then um, where does it dangle?

[Chorus]
There’s a demon now the demon’s off the internet
There’s a demon there’s a demon on the internet
Computers don’t smell but he’s fried to shit
There’s a demon there’s a demon on the internet
Yeah the demon yeah the demon’s off the internet